SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.
ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:
"A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET"
THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE
AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM
NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADE
Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
from mean to cute
When you’re strange… like Io!
BOUNCING BABY GOFFIN’S COCKATOO
please watch this highly birdportant cockatoo dance
pooh-bear and piglet ❤
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!
in brightest day in blackest night something something green lantern
False, it’s actually:
my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous
he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool
I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true
WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”
She’s like a black sausage with arms.
this cat is the physical embodiment of Halloween
Vampire eyes. Perfection!
Look at this stunner!
Axel is almost 5 months old (guh, you gonna be massive)