johaxnnamason:

annabellioncourt:

SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,

BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.

ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:

"A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET"

THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE

AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM

NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADE

hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

from mean to cute

history1970s:

becausebirds:

crownofbirds:

horatioandalice:

parrotlady:

When you’re strange… like Io!

BOUNCING BABY GOFFIN’S COCKATOO

please watch this highly birdportant cockatoo dance

*bounces*

BABY

handsomedogs:

Lync

(Source: glorioles)

vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: makemestfu)

victroladoll:

captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet

holy shit

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!

let-them-eat-vag:

Cats in some motherfuckin scarves I know it’s fall now

(Source: catblrr)

noelfrost:

prinnyemperor:

in brightest day in blackest night something something green lantern

False, it’s actually:

image

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

image

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

witchcraftandcauldrons:

theawesomeadventurer:

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

this cat is the physical embodiment of Halloween

Vampire eyes. Perfection!

guidedogintraining:

Look at this stunner!

Axel is almost 5 months old (guh, you gonna be massive)